Monday, September 5, 2011

Mondays with Martha

Some of you are probably thinking I mean Martha from the Bible, but in this case I'm talking about Martha Stewart. I've decided to add a little cleanliness and organization to my life, and if you read this yours as well, by adding a weekly feature called "Mondays with Martha." In it I will share a ridiculous useful tip from Martha...and then tell you how I do things in my "clean-enough" house.



So here's today's tip from Martha: "when I travel, I like to bring my own fresh lemons, just in case they don't have them on the plane."

I'd like to know, does security raise an eyebrow if you're carrying fresh lemons in your carry-on? Do you have to explain that they are "just in case they don't have them on the plane"? Obviously Martha has never been on an airplane with an infant on her lap, which is how I usually travel on the rare occasions I travel by plane. I'm just hoping for something less than a disaster, and the question of whether they will have fresh lemons for my water is about the farthest thing from my mind. Actually, I usually politely refuse any beverage because I know it will end up on my lap, thanks to the infant.

So for the rest of us, who just want a house that's clean enough to enjoy and have people over occasionally but aren't going for perfection, here's my weekly cleaning tip toward a clean-enough house: Do an extra 15-minute chore every day in addition to your basics (cleaning the table, sweeping the kitchen, a load of laundry, whatever you have to do to keep up). The flylady can give you specific chores if you can't think of any, but I find her system too rigid. What I do is look around, find an area that has been bugging me because it's dirty or cluttered, and clean it for 15 minutes. If it's not done and I am tired of cleaning, I come back to it tomorrow. If I'm almost done and want to just finish it today, I do that. You can get a surprising amount done in 15 minutes, and even the most unpleasant chore can be endured for that long. This week I tackled the front door (lots of cobwebs had accumulated), my desk, some dusting, the American Girl palace, and the laundry room (which is improved, but by no means clean) during my 15-minute spurts.

When you're done, reward yourself with a nice cup of tea. And if you've brought one with you, add a lemon.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Friday Funnies

In honor of the completion of the first full week of school, here is this week's friday funny, the school version.


We had the kids' curriculum nights at school last night, and can I just say that school is not what it used to be. I mean that in a good way. One of the complaints about public schools used to be that it held back the smart kids and treated everyone the same.

Well, not anymore. Everything is differentiated for each child's level. Even in second grade the kids have separated spelling lists (3 different levels) and advanced math sheets if they need the challenge. And by third grade they are pre-testing each math unit and separating the kids into classes based on those tests. And that's not even including the hour that the "pace" (gifted or whatever you want to call it) kids are taken out for math and/or reading starting in third grade. Or the reading specialists for kids who are struggling. Teachers are amazing!

Have a great weekend!